Chapter 269.2
Chapter 269.2
Ah… this was going badly. Seoryeong made a bigger concession.
“Then… one hour?”
“Kim Hyun was terrible in bed, so an hour would have been more than enough for him. But your husband?”
“Then two hours! Really, really, that is the limit!”
“Why are you the one deciding that?”
“Because I am really embarrassed and ashamed about it!”
“I know. When I do it for you, you turn red all the way to your navel.”
Seoryeong only breathed hard, her face burning. Hot air puffed out through her nose.
“Baby. Fan your face with your hand and cool down. What if someone picks you because you look perfectly ripe. Will you not think about your poor, suffering husband who is only shining below the waist. Do not be late.”
Click. The call ended. Seoryeong wiped the cold sweat off the bridge of her nose, feeling as if she had been robbed in broad daylight. Thankfully, her nose was still intact.
What was that… Tonight was not going to be easy. Even so, she quickened her steps and disappeared into the crowd.
***
“Seriously, whose girl is that? She is insanely pretty even from this far.”
On the rooftop of a building one kilometer from NIS headquarters, Lee Wooshin lay prone, his eyes pressed to a professional telescope.
The high performance binocular scope faithfully captured every fine line of Seoryeong’s neat eyebrows.
At that moment, through the lens, Seoryeong happened to turn this way. Her neatly tied hair swayed, and her eyes curved beautifully as if she had thought of something amusing.
Lee Wooshin swallowed dryly and concluded, as always, that he existed to protect that bright face.
“Seoryeong. Your husband even bought a pH 7 mildly acidic cleansing foam and carefully washed himself because he planned to go without protection.”
He followed her retreating figure obsessively while occasionally adjusting the telescope like someone accustomed to handling a sniper rifle.
Hostility simmered toward the strangers who moved too close to her. He took a deep breath and tightened his jaw muscles.
“But why Kim Hyun of all people?”
‘Wait. Maybe… Kim Hyun had hair around his… maybe you miss that, d*mn it…’
Not a chance, Han Seoryeong.
Lee Wooshin sprang to his feet. With practiced hands, he quickly disassembled the long, heavy telescope and placed it into its case. The way he broke down each part in sequence was as precise and threatening as handling a weapon.
At the same time, he opened the bag he had brought and rapidly changed his clothes. He shoved the worn jacket into a fire hose cabinet and put on a new coat.
Carrying the telescope case like a rifle case, he hurried down the stairs. He crossed the street naturally, blending in with the pedestrians.
With a cold expression, he fiddled with his phone. He changed the suite reservation from one night to three and loosened one or two buttons of his stifling dress shirt.
While checking messages from He Channa about expense processing, he suddenly tapped Jin Ho-jae’s profile picture.
“….”
I should get rid of him for a while.
As he angrily tapped the keyboard, his gaze stopped on a stroller coming toward him.
“….”
A newborn who could do nothing on its own had grabbed his fingertip. Its pale, soft skin held the sunlight and flushed pink.
Its tiny jaw parted slightly, showing soft gums, and its plump lips puckered above them. As he watched, a smile spread across his face without him realizing it.
Then the baby saw Lee Wooshin’s face and suddenly burst into loud wailing. Startled, the man froze, then hurriedly turned toward the alley.
The great man who had rarely felt tension on any mission was now fleeing in an undignified panic. He smoothed his eyebrows in embarrassment.
Former codename Masker. Han Seoryeong’s husband. Creator and future caretaker of Han Seoryeong the Second…
‘This mission too… I will be able to carry it out perfectly, right?’
But he could not be certain of anything.
It was an ordinary day under warm sunlight.
***
《Baby Owl Project》
Author: Han Seoryeong
Title: Nest Expansion Plan Report
- Preparation
• Installed ovulation tracking app
• Secured basal temperature equipment and conducted daily monitoring
• Increased folic acid intake by 300%
• Reduced caffeine intake by 75%
• Performed yoga and stretching for 30 minutes daily
- Risk Analysis
• Orgasm addiction
• A task more urgent than world peace: “Building our family”
• Mental strength weakened by excessive happiness
• Decreased physical stamina
• Significant decline in sleep quality
• Occasional tears in places that could not be mentioned…
- Mission Progress
Pregnancy test results
• Attempt 1: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 2: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 3: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 4: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 5: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 6: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 7: Negative – Failed
…
• Attempt 14: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 15: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 16: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 17: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 18: Negative – Failed
…
• Attempt 22: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 23: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 24: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 25: Negative – Failed
• Attempt 26: …Huh?
- Urgent Message
Total duration: 2 years.
Number of times: 416.
Currently checking the test.
W-wait.
Positive?!!
Huh?!!
Wa, wait, Wooshin!!
To everyone reading this report.
I will now go report the mission’s success to my husband. But does this mark the beginning of a new war?
The childcare war… has it begun?
✨ THE END✨
‘smiling happily and withholding tears’