Chapter 241.1

Chapter 241.1

《New Owl Report》

Author: Lee Wooshin

Date: December 30, 2024

Title: 8-Month Daily Report of a Retired Black Agent

Newlywed Life

Morning Routine

Developed the habit of giving a light kiss on the cheek before leaving for work.

Started drinking green tea instead of coffee at my wife’s suggestion.

The frequency of receiving back hugs from Seoryeong has increased while preparing breakfast.

Evening Time

Dinner together every night, no matter how tired they were after coming home.

A small happiness in drying each other’s hair after showering.

Practicing Russian conversation before sleeping.

Discovered an exciting pattern that leads to s*x.

Special Notes

Sending heart emojis occasionally even during new agent training.

Feeling my wife’s affection for my firm muscles.

Even when tired from training, she sometimes tries to take my pants off.

Soft moans during showers, complaining of muscle pain.

Increased frequency of mumbling in Russian after falling asleep.

Adaptation Evaluation

Understanding and respecting each other’s professions: ★★★★★

Ability to share daily life: ★★★★★

Crisis management skills: ★★★★★

Overall satisfaction with married life: ★★★★★

Summary of Observations on Spouse in New Agent Training

Physical Changes in Han Seoryeong

Weight decreased by 3.2 kg, muscle strength index increased by 42%.

Calluses on fingertips thicken slightly each day.

Her stride has widened by 2 cm compared to before.

Food intake increased by 30%, focusing on protein.

Minor bruises found on her right shoulder and knee.

Formation of calluses on the soles of her feet, with blisters found on the pinky toe of her right foot.

Intermittent leg muscle cramping symptoms during nighttime sleep.

Bruises confirmed in the shoulder area due to 30 kg backpack training.

Residual skin inflammation from mudflat training.

Special Notes

Instinctively maintaining a combat posture even while asleep.

Average shower time increased by 8 minutes. (Removing mudflat residue)

Increased use of perfume to eliminate gunpowder smell after shooting training.

Unconsciously repeating firearm disassembly movements after falling asleep.

Average of 20 minutes spent practicing facial expressions in front of the mirror.

Average makeup time reduced by 47%. (Improved proficiency)

Overall fatigue accumulated due to endurance training.

Increased frequency of painkiller intake due to muscle soreness.

– Analysis of Han Seoryeong’s Behavioral Changes

Returning home more frequently after 10:30 PM.

Developing an unconscious habit of gathering information during casual conversations.

Increased sensitivity to sudden noises.

Increased frequency of going to bed immediately after showering.

Occurrence of Russian sleep talking twice a week.

Unconsciously monitoring surroundings even during meals.

Stiffness in finger joints after shooting training.

Forming a habit of checking the front door lock three times before leaving for work.

Her gaze when looking out the window has become sharper.

Improved reflexes in responding to sudden sounds.

Preferring seats where the exit is visible when dining out.

Developing a habit of checking shadows during nighttime walks.

– Analysis of Han Seoryeong’s Psychological Changes

Willpower strengthens as training intensity increases.

The desire to challenge herself has grown stronger than the fear of failure.

Increased resilience in frustrating situations.

Improved self-control in stressful situations.

A strong will and sense of mission regarding personal growth.

Increased anticipation for her deployment to Russia.

– Concerns

Potential decrease in immunity due to extreme training.

Concerns about hormonal imbalance due to irregular lifestyle.

Risk of injury from excessive training intensity.

Personal Opinion

It’s absurd, but Seoryeong has been taken by the state. The deputy chief clearly said that we only need to be careful of the U.S. and Russia. But who would have thought our homeland would do this…

My wife is becoming a perfect agent day by day, while I’m turning into a paranoid lunatic. Just yesterday, I saw Seoryeong’s bruised arm and ran into the bathroom to chew on some migraine pills.

How am I supposed to relieve this anger? I need to remain the mature husband at all times. Ha, damn it… Writing this is making my anger rise again.

Please excuse this level of swearing. It’s been over six months, and my unexplained migraines just won’t go away.

As a former National Intelligence Service agent, I recognize my wife’s talents more than anyone, yet my feelings as a husband constantly clash with that recognition. Living as the husband of a prospective agent… every moment is a path of personal cultivation.

No, damn it, the deputy chief never warned me about this…! Living as the husband of a prospective black agent is more of a pain in the ass than I expected.

…So I can’t take it anymore. Deputy chief, please just curse me from the heavens. I’m sorry for being cowardly and selfish, but I need to reclaim my owl.

Password: Honeymoon anniversary

Security Level: Personal Complaint

Document Number: Owl-2024-124

Retention Period: Permanent